11/09/2014 - Van Got Broken Into In Germany, Had To Come Home From Tour Early, Lost A Shitload Of Cash, Selling Remaining Tour Merch Online!
Our van got broken into in Chemnitz, had some shit stolen, have to get the window replaced, had to cut our tour short and lost a shitload of money. So! We put our remaining tour merch for sale on www.themurderburgers.bandcamp.com/merch . “Born To Be Round” t-shirt in small, medium, large and extra large, “These Are Only Problems” on LP and CD, and our 4 way split 7” with Weekend Dads, Hemingways and Fat Stupids. If you buy something I’ll also throw in something for free, like a terrible drawing, a poem based around your name, something useless from my personal collection of useless shit, or just something weird that you probably won’t want. Every purchase will be much appreciated, and if you could help spread the word that would be a massive help!
Thaaaaaaaanks, our mates!
10/09/2014 - Little Bit Of Bad News, My Mates!
BAD NEWS, MY MATES!
Sorry but we are going to have to head home a few days early from tour, so it’ll just be States & Empires doing the next 4 nights in Germany. The van was broken into before our show in Chemnitz last night. Backpacks, passports and other shit was taken, and now we have to get yet another window replaced and work out what to do. Sorry we missed the show last night in Chemnitz as well but we were stuck talking to the police for hours before having to drive to Rotterdam to get our shit together. We lost a shitload of money due to all this shit, so when we get home tomorrow our remaining t-shirts, LPs, 7” and CDs we had on tour will be going on sale via our Bandcamp, so if you want to pick something up then tomorrow would be a good time to do so and would be much appreciated!
On a brighter note, we have some pretty awesome news coming next week. Keep your beautiful eyes peeled. I’ll give you a clue. USA.
27/06/2014 - Digital Re-Release Of “How To Ruin Your Life” w/ Bonus Tracks Out NOW!
Happy Friday! Here’s some awesome news!
Got word from Asian Man Records that the re-release of our 2012 album “How To Ruin Your Life” with bonus tracks is now available digitally on iTunes and Amazon and all that crazy stuff! Mass Giorgini has made it sound amazing! Scope it out! The vinyl version with brand new artwork by WOLF MASK will be out soon on Asian Man! Spread the word! Thaaaaaanks!
18/06/2014 - Murderburgers At Hevy Fest!
We are happy to announce that we will be playing at this year’s Hevy Fest on the same stage as The Vandals, Reel Big Fish, Capdown, Save Your Breath and Moose Blood! See below for the details and ticketlink. See you there!
“Hevy Fest will return to Port Lympne this summer! On Friday 15th and Saturday 16th August
some of the greatest bands from all corners of hardcore, punk and metal will converge on the Animal Park for one weekend of incredible live music, sunburnt hangovers and monkeys. Tickets are on sale from www.hevyfest.com <http://www.hevyfest.com>”
15/06/2014 - Tour Dates Section Updated!
Too tired to write something witty, just check out the Tour Dates section!
Here’s the official video for “The Next Time…” from our latest album “These Are Only Problems” out now on Asian Man Records/Monster Zero! Hope you like weird shit because we spent bloody ages on this.
04/06/2014 -SAD ANNOUNCEMENT TIME!
After 5 years of hitting stuff in order to make noise, Stuart is sadly hanging up his burger boots and leaving the band. We thank him for his years of service and sincerely wish him all the very best in his future endeavours.
All future tour dates are still going ahead and stand in dummers will do for the time being, but we are looking for someone to fill Stuart’s shoes on a permanent basis. All we ask is that you are an awesome drummer and dedicated band member that’s fun to hang out with and willing to be on the road a lot. If you fit the bill or know someone that does then email firstname.lastname@example.org. We have a lot of great stuff coming up and seem to keep on getting to do cool shit that we never thought we’d be able to, so if you want to part of it all then get in touch. Nae timewasters though. Feel free to spread the word. Thanks!